Let’s go fly a kite

Some cool Kite String images:

Let’s go fly a kite
Kite String

Image by Craig A Rodway

Flying a Kite
Kite String

Image by Andrew R. Whalley
Flying a kite on the Mendocino headland on a cold September day on the California Coast.

Please comment – I welcome the feedback.

Cool Kites images

A few nice Kites images I found:

Kite weather
Kites

Image by Paul Albertella
Aurelia and Alice flying a kite on Blackwaterfoot beach

kites and a plane
Kites

Image by clarissa~
Smithsonian Kite Festival

Kite Surfing
Kites

Image by Donald Macleod
A kite surfer enjoys the strong breeze at Ardroil Sands.

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Question by Sebastian M: Please give me tips on this awesome RAP ive written!?
I’ve written this bad boy tune for my friends birthday and i’d like to be given feedback. it’s pretty simple in terms of how its rapped:

I’m gonna talk about my sweet car first, its a skoda
there’s something in the boot ommiting a strange odour,
the engine sounds similar to a school science lab motor,
and the interior is just about as cool as the owner.

my car usually starts unless its too cold or wet,
the body work is solid, but with signs of neglect,
other road users shouldn’t consider me a threat,
because it does nought to sixty in… i haven’t got there yet.

my car looks so bad, it’s like coming to black tie in Nikes,
its got the raw torque and power of a kid flying a kite.
but having a car is something that the ladies quite like,
so the back seats contain more semen than beijing contains bikes!

in fact the ladies really love it, and as you can see,
i’m full of ways of getting ladies to fornicate with me,
and ive got great pick up lines too, they work, you’ll agree,
so if you want to pick up women listen carefully:

baby, you’re perfect, you’re exactly what i want
are you with a sexual terrorist, ‘caus you’re a sex bomb,
when i first caught your eye all i could say was ding dong,
and if you were a car door, i’d slam you all night long.

i hope you listened carefully to those lines i just sunk,
‘caus those lines are the keys to getting girls in your bunk.
see i’m successful, but that’s partly down to being a hunk,
i score with girls as much as micheal jordan makes slam dunks.

In case you hadn’t heard, i’m working at waitrose now,
which means i’m earning in excess of five pounds per hour!
power equals money, and money is power,
my wallet’s so fat, when i sit down, i’m high as a tower.

i’m the king of my hood, and i’ll out-reign clouds by far,
i’ve got more greece than athens because of the slickness of my car,
i’m so damn fine i outshine the north star,
and my income’s so huge, i’ve got more czechs than prague.

Best answer:

Answer by Mark Sake(Is Back In The Game)
WOW.

Self-absorbed or you just like your car alot?

@ Nas troll: I’d say i beat you, you were just talkin’ sh*t that wasn’t true. Matter of fact you deleted the Q so no one can actually judge.

smh @ Nas wannabes.

What do you think? Answer below!

please help i cant let my wife find out?

Question by Bobby Boshe: please help i cant let my wife find out?
me and my son were flying a kite and it got stuck in some power lines so i got a 15 foot ladder and told him to get it when he touched the kite he started screaming and it smelled like something was burning he then fell down after that i put him in his bed…. Please help my wife cant know about this

Best answer:

Answer by Alex
If you’re not a troll, call 911.

Add your own answer in the comments!

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